1) He has tiger blood
2) His brain is not from this terrestrial realm
3) People who die from overdoses are "amateurs"
4) He gives people magic
5) His conduct is "bitchin" and his condition is "perfect"
6) "Rock bottom? That's a fishing term!"
7) Only he is capable of harnessing the powerful drug "Charlie Sheen." Side effects include: death by "your face melting off" causing "your children to weep over your exploded body.” This is a bad thing
8) He's all about winning. He wins here, he wins there
9) His partying would make Sinatra, Jagger, Richards and Flynn look like "droopy-eyed, armless children"
10) He's an F-18, and he will destroy you in the air and deploy his ordnance to the ground
11) He was once wrapped in a blanket of moral oppression.
12) Despite being lonely on the top, he's enjoying the view.
Bonus: do ants have toes? Charlie doesn't know, be he'd sure like to.
The Sheenisms have officially topped the Bushisms. He makes Scientology look sane.
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